3 posts tagged “quickmatch”
I'm a 30-year-old, femmie-butch lesbian-identified married poly kinky switch with bisexual tendencies.
Wow, it's like you named all of the reasons for me!
Um, you might want to check a mirror: you have douche on your face.
Nice pussy.
You're pulling a snake out of a tube, right? Ok, just checking.
Hey, 1987 called. I think you know the rest.
1) tongue piercing 2) eating a lollipop. Two things that, until this moment, were always hot.
I
NEED A MAN TO MEND MY BROKEN HEART, I WANT A MAN TO LOVE ME PAST MY
PAIN ANY MEN OUT THERE THAT CAN LOVE PASSIONATELT THE WOMAN THERE WITH
FOR WHATS IN HER HEART AND NOT WHATS ON THE OUTSIDE
How about a man to find the capslock key?
Beer, snakes and power tools - probably not the best combination.
Cameo by Ronnie James Dio!
Ok, now show me a phone I'll never call! Great!
Ok,
let me get this straight: instead of taking an actual photograph of
yourself, you used your camera to take a picture of a photograph of you
from 1994?
Um, mom, haven't we talked about this before?
You
posted a picture of yourself in the honeymoon suite, in the
heart-shaped bathtub, taken by a man in a speedo? Just checking.
Part 2: Why I'm Clicking No On Your OkCupid Quickmatch Profile
Category: Life
Sorry, dear. I think I saw you in a nightmare once.
I think I saw you in ad once. No, I'm sorry. I think I saw your picture in an ad once.
Let me get this straight: is the door looking for a date?
Interests: Dog strangling.
Is that dancing or setting someone on fire?
Caption: "me at work; coworkers said I needed better pictures"
When do you plan on posting them?
Refer to your shirt.
You could, and I'm sure would hurt me, and not in any of the good ways.
I'm sure you have a good reason for posting a picture of Peter Frampton crushing a kitten, but I don't think it's appropriate.
I will give you twenty bucks if you jump as high as you can right now. Quickly, before they catch on!
I have never dated a dog, and I shall not start now.
Take a guess.
Michael!?
Are you massaging a manatee? Do they like that?
Why I'm Clicking "No" on Your Quickmatch Profile
No,
it's not because of your looks, but because you chose that as your
primary picture to show the world at large, the photograph that you
believe promotes the most basic youness. Boobs smashed up against anything has always been hot. Thanks for ruining it.
Apparently, not enough.
No,
I'm not clicking "no" because of the content of your picture. I
actually find your confidence refreshing. Frankly, you intimidate me.
While I'm normally very much in favor of human cloning, I think it's highly narcissistic to clone yourself.
I find myself both repulsed and intrigued.
I am a 5'3 female who loves to just about anything that you can think
of I love to read write listen to music and just sit on here and talk
to people
I can think of a lot of things, and I'm thinking that maybe you don't love them. Many of them have the word "fissure."
You're
actually pretty cute, and that dog is adorable, but I don't think I
like your obvious lack of cropping skills - really, it isn't that hard.
So, your profile says you're 28. Yeah. And I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
I'm
a polyamorous , gamer , bisexual , transgendered (M2F), Buddhist /
Taoist / Pagan , with furry tendencies. I like to write on occasion. I
also draw a webcomic.
Besides the obvious, you also look like my junior high football coach in a dress.
Yeah. Right.
I don't approve of your use of a rockin', kick-ass font.
I living in Russia. I the good, clever woman. I like to travel, a
nature. I like long is on we shall reduce air. Very much like to
communicate with people.
I tried reducing air on a date once. It was fun until we got to a nature.
Yeah.
You're a tough one. Everything in me screams "click yes!" except for
the little part of me that wonders about the psychology of a person who
puts up a picture of their tits and only their tits. Hell, who am I kidding?
I like older men, I think it started when I was 15 and my first boyfriend was 23.
We have a name for that, you know. It starts with a P and ends with an A.
Sometimes, you just have to let the bangs win.
I like to help others, I have a short fuse and am overly-sensitive.
Oh boy, where do I sign up?
So, did somebody punch you in the head just as the webcam clicked the picture, or did you cultivate that look artificially?
